me: kevin, you are sleep chatting again
Kevin: huh, wha oh hey there
oddly enough, i woke up at 6:14 this morning, when my
alarm was set for 6, and my snooze alarm goes off every
7 minutesso i hit snooze twice, and don’t remember it
I didn’t set my alarm and woke u 5 minutes before I
had to go run.
damn internal clocks
me: I told the surgeon not to put the clock in there.
Kevin: and why the doctor installed it in your crotch,
we’ll never know
because he’s in jail
for putting clocks in peoples crotches
oh and tax evasion
me: and I think like 3 parking tickets
Kevin: what’s up workaholic
me: NOT WORK
(ok I lied)
me: how is not-work?
Kevin: it’s okay
me: what you been doing?
Kevin: watching movies, reading, playing wow,
listening to music
me: god, that sounds fantastic
me: don’t you meh at me!
Kevin: i meh specifically at you
me: I ducked. It was all matrix and shit
Kevin: fucking neo
me: I am so neo that I crap zeros and ones
Kevin: that doesn’t hurt?
me: no, not when I use Preparation 01001000
me: how was listening to your new vinyls?
me: like a hot dog?
Kevin: like two hot dogs
me: it feels weird to be tweeting again
but in a good way
Kevin: kind of like shaving your butt
and wearing silk boxers?
NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW WHAT THAT FELT LIKE
HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST IT
me: bought a new ipod nano
my old one finally fried on me
hooked it up to charge, and it was burning
hot when I went to pick it up after a few
Kevin: oh yikes
i need to get a new ipod
me: doesn’t your current one have a big
crack in it?
Kevin: no, the backlight is going out
you’re thinking about my butt
me: oh, right
me: hypocrisy of the day: Christians broadcast scolding
Muslims for violence in the Koran. Telling them
they need to edit outdated practices.
but what about that genocidal maniac in the bible?
oh what’s his name
Kevin: yeah that one
he was going through a rough time in his life
Kevin: wife left him, drug use, alcohol, laid off from work
me: it’s more common than you think
me: does my new "bored at work" make sense?
Kevin: minus the misspelling in the comment
or whatever, yes
me: it’s a caption
Kevin: yes, caption
i knew it was a c word
brain blanked on it
me: brains gone wild
Kevin: no, the opposite
brains gone lethargic
me: yeah, but the other one would sell better
Kevin: brains gone “OH LOOK A SQUIRREL”
me: yeah I saw that thing, ridiculous,
but I would be curious to hear what it
Kevin: what if you had an entire house
me: again ridiculous, but then I wouldn’t
have to pay for my a vibrating bed
or vibrating anything for that matter.
my dreams of vibrating cereal would come
me: yes, but only on weekends
Kevin: MORNING SUNSHINE
me: ahhh! you scared me
Kevin: NO I DIDN’T
me: Ahhhh! You did it again
i mean, sorry