me: bought a new ipod nano
my old one finally fried on me
hooked it up to charge, and it was burning
hot when I went to pick it up after a few
minutes
Kevin: oh yikes
i need to get a new ipod
me: doesn’t your current one have a big
crack in it?
Kevin: no, the backlight is going out
you’re thinking about my butt
me: oh, right