me: & Kevin:

me:  bought a new ipod nano
my old one finally fried on me
hooked it up to charge, and it was burning
hot when I went to pick it up after a few
minutes
 
Kevin:  oh yikes
i need to get a new ipod

me:  doesn’t your current one have a big
crack in it?

Kevin:  no, the backlight is going out
you’re thinking about my butt

me:  oh, right