me: & Kevin:

Kevin:  what’s up workaholic

me:  NOT WORK
(ok I lied)

Kevin:  ha

me:  how is not-work?

Kevin:  it’s okay

me:  what you been doing?

Kevin:  watching movies, reading, playing wow,
listening to music

me:  god, that sounds fantastic

Kevin:  meh

me:  don’t you meh at me!

Kevin:  i meh specifically at you

me:  I ducked.  It was all matrix and shit

Kevin:  fucking neo

me:  I am so neo that I crap zeros and ones

Kevin:  that doesn’t hurt?

me:  no, not when I use Preparation 01001000