Kevin: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
me: kevin, you are sleep chatting again
Kevin: huh, wha oh hey there
oddly enough, i woke up at 6:14 this morning, when my
alarm was set for 6, and my snooze alarm goes off every
7 minutesso i hit snooze twice, and don’t remember it
me: wow
I didn’t set my alarm and woke u 5 minutes before I
had to go run.
damn internal clocks
Kevin: insanity
me: I told the surgeon not to put the clock in there.
Kevin: and why the doctor installed it in your crotch,
we’ll never know
because he’s in jail
for putting clocks in peoples crotches
oh and tax evasion
me: and I think like 3 parking tickets
Kevin: what’s up workaholic
me: NOT WORK
(ok I lied)
Kevin: ha
me: how is not-work?
Kevin: it’s okay
me: what you been doing?
Kevin: watching movies, reading, playing wow,
listening to music
me: god, that sounds fantastic
Kevin: meh
me: don’t you meh at me!
Kevin: i meh specifically at you
me: I ducked. It was all matrix and shit
Kevin: fucking neo
me: I am so neo that I crap zeros and ones
Kevin: that doesn’t hurt?
me: no, not when I use Preparation 01001000
me: how was listening to your new vinyls?
Kevin: awesome
me: like a hot dog?
Kevin: like two hot dogs
me: it feels weird to be tweeting again
but in a good way
Kevin: kind of like shaving your butt
and wearing silk boxers?
NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW WHAT THAT FELT LIKE
HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST IT
me: bought a new ipod nano
my old one finally fried on me
hooked it up to charge, and it was burning
hot when I went to pick it up after a few
minutes
Kevin: oh yikes
i need to get a new ipod
me: doesn’t your current one have a big
crack in it?
Kevin: no, the backlight is going out
you’re thinking about my butt
me: oh, right
me: hypocrisy of the day: Christians broadcast scolding
Muslims for violence in the Koran. Telling them
they need to edit outdated practices.
Kevin: ha
burn
but what about that genocidal maniac in the bible?
oh what’s his name
um
me: God
Kevin: yeah that one
me: yeah
he was going through a rough time in his life
Kevin: wife left him, drug use, alcohol, laid off from work
me: it’s more common than you think
me: does my new “bored at work” make sense?
Kevin: minus the misspelling in the comment
or whatever, yes
me: it’s a caption
Kevin: yes, caption
i knew it was a c word
brain blanked on it
me: brains gone wild
Kevin: no, the opposite
brains gone lethargic
me: yeah, but the other one would sell better
Kevin: brains gone “OH LOOK A SQUIRREL”
me: perfect
Kevin: http://www.uncrate.com/men/gear/ipod-iphone/wall-of-sound/
me: yeah I saw that thing, ridiculous,
but I would be curious to hear what it
sounds like.
Kevin: what if you had an entire house
of them!!
me: again ridiculous, but then I wouldn’t
have to pay for my a vibrating bed
or vibrating anything for that matter.
my dreams of vibrating cereal would come
to fruition!
Kevin: ~!@#$%^&*()_+
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me: yes, but only on weekends
